so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.