god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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