think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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