He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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