I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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