thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
