Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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