Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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