im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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