He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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