I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
pop tarts are not kleenex
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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