either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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