Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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