you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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