Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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