Non-Jews are for practice
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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