oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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