shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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