I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
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Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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