I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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