i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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