So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Vodka?
Forever.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Randomize
