you didnt know i had herpes?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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