they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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