Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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