How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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