Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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