he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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