Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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