They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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