Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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