How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I pour the whiskey from now on
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