I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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