Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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