You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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