So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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