8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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