I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
