talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
No stitches, just platelets and will power
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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