the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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