Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You ruined the universe
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize