i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
