you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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