Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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