I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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