what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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