isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
