just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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