He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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