non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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