i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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