3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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