That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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