i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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