I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
