David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
