I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's shark week go big or go home
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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