if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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