He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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