omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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