I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
